An hour in GTA Online

Grand Theft Auto V

Don’t tell the mass media, but GTA Online is a glimpse of the kinds of homicidal debauchery complete strangers will partake in when given absolute freedom (and minimal consequences).

Character creation in Rockstar Games’ new multiplayer forum is an interesting twist from the typical methods of elongating clefts and noses, workout regimen and cup sizes. Instead they have chosen the chemistry experience known as genealogy by creating a character based on the physical characteristics of ones parents, who draw their aesthetics from their parents. What results is kind of a crapshoot in where you fudge around with multiple combinations of grandparents in a sort of gene pool swing party to get a set of parents who don’t make you look like a complete freak. Unless you’re into that.

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